Tag: joke
member name: Sue A.
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January 27, 2009 03:35 PM EST --
KIDS IN CHURCH
3-year-old Reese:
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is His name.
Amen."
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February 13, 2009 05:07 PM EST --
GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister . . .
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February 14, 2009 06:54 PM EST --
SUCCESS:
At age 4 success is ..... not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is ..... having friends.
At age 16 success is ..... having a drivers license.
At age 20 success is ..... . . .
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January 30, 2009 04:17 PM EST --
Who is your REAL FRIEND?
This really works...!
If you don't believe it, just try
this experiment.
Put your dog and your spouse in
the trunk of the car for an hour.
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February 16, 2009 11:13 AM EST --
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going . . .
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February 15, 2009 04:08 PM EST --
Cancel your credit card before you
die..........
Now some people are really stupid!!!!
Be sure and cancel your credit cards before
you die.
This is so priceless, . . .
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February 10, 2009 10:52 PM EST --
Cleaning Poem
I asked the Lord to tell me
Why my house is such a mess.
He asked if I'd been 'computering',
And I had to answer 'yes.'
He told me to get off my fanny
And . . .
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January 27, 2009 11:03 PM EST --
IF MY BODY WERE A CAR...
If my body were a car, this is the time I
would be thinking about trading it in for a
newer model. I've got bumps and dents and
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January 31, 2009 11:38 AM EST --
Anger Management
Husband says: When I get mad at
you, You never fight back. How do you control
your anger so well?
Wife says: I clean . . .
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January 27, 2009 04:12 PM EST --
A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons,
Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would get
the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity . . .
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January 30, 2009 08:57 AM EST --
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After
they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says,
'Kemo Sabe, . . .
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April 06, 2009 11:48 PM EDT --
OLDER THAN DIRT
'Someone asked the other day, 'What
was your favorite fast food when you
were growing up?'
'We didn't have . . .
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